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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Bing

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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Nicholas Cage

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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