What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Golf.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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