Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

thumb_up thumb_down +24

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

thumb_up thumb_down +22

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +20

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Whoa! A talking carrot!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

john liked the paper........ so he took it

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

beiber i straight

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops