What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Mmmm, donuts

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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9/11

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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