Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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