What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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What is brown and sticky?

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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My butt!!!!

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Y2K

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Lebron Traveled

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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