a little girl gets raped

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

W.N.B.A.

What is 69? A two digit number.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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