Adam Sandler.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

a little girl gets raped

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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