what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Women

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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kennah campion... being nice

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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I am a real homosexual

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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