- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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baby seal walks into a bar

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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