Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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two fish are in a tank.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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jokes r dumb

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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