- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Miscarriages.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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