Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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