Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Black people are clen.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What comes after "Q" R

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