How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

barack osama

haha.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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