Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Canada's army

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The WNBA

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Kittens.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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boobs

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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