what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Justin Bieber

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Which one is hardest?

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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nice shorts.

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