- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Miscarriages.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

A horse walks into a bar...n

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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