Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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My butt!!!!

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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