When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Golf.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Kittens.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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boobs

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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