flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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lewis bedford

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Tim's gay.

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