- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

World peace

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

sweaty black guy

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

how does peploe get around they walk

shut up

KEVIN HART

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??