Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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