cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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What break when you talk?

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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