how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Women"s Rights

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Black people

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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jack shine has boobs

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Can I touch it?

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Women's rights.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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