- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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A seal walks into a club.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Working hard or hardly working????

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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