Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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