What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Penis jokes.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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The glass is half an hour.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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