- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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