A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

A Muslim blows up a bar

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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