A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

A man walks into a bar.

A van drives into a car.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

james schmitt whats your last name

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

Ben Colbert is gay

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

Justin Bieber

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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