How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

two fish are in a tank.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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