- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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