Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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memes

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look left now look right. washing machine

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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A homeless person dies.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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