A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Pickle!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

yo mama so fat she's fat

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Go away.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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