How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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two fish are in a tank.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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