why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

This joke isnt funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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