whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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You're so straight!

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My sister has to take a dump

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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