whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Anti jokes.

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Dozer has a soul

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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