Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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obama is a good president

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Hi colton

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Anti Joke

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