- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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