Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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