- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

no u

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Mitt Romney for president.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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