If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Teen pregnancy

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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