Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

I don't get it

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Star Wars

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

okay.....

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

...and I'm a Mormon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Haha

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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