Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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My mom's dead

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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