- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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