So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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