- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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