I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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i fondle myself every night....

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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the real mccoy

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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I love Ciara!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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