Someone told me about this website.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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jack shine has boobs

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Nickelback.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Please don't rape me.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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