Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Y2K

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Mexicans working in an office

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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