- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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