What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Yeah, totally.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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