What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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womens rights!

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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That's what he said.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Women's Basketball.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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