What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Womens rights.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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