What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Amputations.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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