- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

planking.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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