Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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obama is a good president

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Icecream

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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A guy is playing cod

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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