Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

ROSS G IS OBESE

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Banana(s)

666 im christian

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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