Avery has crabs.

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whats gay ? you

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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