A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Yeah, totally.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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