what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Small titties.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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BUTTERFARTING

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Wolf Pussy

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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