Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Chayton

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Haha

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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