Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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W.N.B.A.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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the your face joke

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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