why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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cot!

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

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