How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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A guy is playing cod

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Obama-Care

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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