- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Poop

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Chayton

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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