What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Poop

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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What flys? A fly

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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