What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Ben Colbert is gay

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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