- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

the guy below me is gay

A mexican goes to an ATM.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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