- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

What is 69? A two digit number.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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