What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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