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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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