How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

women's rights.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Penis!

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

NEVER

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

My Girlfriend

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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