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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

The glass is half an hour.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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