A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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c+t+c?

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Chrissy is funny.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Rob Bell

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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