- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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