A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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