There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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I can't think of a joke!

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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This is not a good joke.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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