What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

9/11/2001

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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