A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Anne Frank.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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