Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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Your mother is a man.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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robin, get in the car.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Steve Jobs.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Your Mom

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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