What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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weiner? balls

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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you will die someday

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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69

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Asians

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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