What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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No

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T-Dog scare me

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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9/11/2001

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Bumsniffer

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Anti Joke

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