What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Anal cheese curds.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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YOU IS DUM

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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