Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Left. That one direction...

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Potato

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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