What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

The Charlotte bobcats.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Mitt Romney for president.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

What do you call Obama? - the president

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

women leaving the kitchen

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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