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You smell bad? Cool.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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