haha.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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math test 2=2

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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