- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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