Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Trashcan!

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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