Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Whats9+10 19

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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A man. That is all.

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