shut up

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Dozer has a soul

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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ballsack

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