Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Womens' rights.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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potatoes

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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i hate you.

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Women's sports.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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