Your Mom

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Woman's Rights.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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ballsack

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Haha

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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