Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Patrick is gay

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Romney 2012

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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i have 2 penises

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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